Welcome to MICHAEL RYAN is an Asshole!

He Speaks...sort of.

Is Michael Ryan the Anti-Christ? Startling evidence says yes!!

The Villain Is UNMASKED!

If only wishes came true...what am I, six?

A blizzard-like storm has hit Syracuse and Michael Ryan is still a no-show!

Where is Michael Ryan and is he safe? Or just drunk somewhere?

This ASS had the nerve to say that he's been trying to reach me but only gets my voice-mail.

MICHAEL RYAN wants me to wait a lot longer for a refund because he had a tough Christmas.

Srsly, dude? You are a SCAM ARTIST!

MICHAEL RYAN is a no-show (again).

Holiday Healing on an unbelievably epic scale.

Huge Snow Day. Is "M&M Snow Removal" going to show up? Nope.